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“बुरा ना मानो होली है”
यह कह कर किसीने मुझ पर रंग फेंक दिया था…
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आज “बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है” यह कहकर
मैंने उस पर **बम** फेंक दिया…
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आज पूरा मोहल्ला मुझे ढूंढ रहा है…
आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
*super-duper*
*zabardast*
*xtra-badhiya*
*xtra special*
Ekdum mast and Dhinchak,
bole to ekdum **Jhakaas**
# HAPPY DiWALi #
में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
$ HAPPY DIPAWALI IN ADVANCE $
Rocket = 90 रू.
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Bomb = 100 रू.
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Anar = 80 रू.
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फुलजरी = 50 रू.
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चकरी = 100 रू.
कुल = 420 रू.
It’s a completely wastage of money…
क्यु न यही 420 रू. से कुछ चारसो बीसी का काम करें.
एक तंदूरी चिकन लाओ,
और 1 विस्की लाओ टोटल हुआ खर्चा 400 रू.
खूब खाओ और पीओ…
बीवी होगी तो पटाके खुद ही बजेंगे…
नहीं होगी तो घरवाले बजायेंगे…
Wish you a very Happy Diwali…
O O O O
O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O O O
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अरे !
Diwali के लड्डू है,
Please एक खाकर आगे फोरवर्ड कर देना…
Happy Diwali in Advance…
देखी मेरी “यारी”, सबसे पहले हमने “बाजी मारी”…
Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti.
Har Dam Khushiya Ho Sath,
Kabhi Daman Na Ho Khali
Hum Sab Ke Taraf Se,
Wish You Happy Diwali.
Delightful laddoos
Incandecent diyas
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Innemurable fireworks
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of celebration
have an enjoyable diwali mela
Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai...
happy funny diwali sms 2018
Barein hon ya chottay aap
Amma hon ya kisi k baap
Diwali par ho fun non stop
Kisi ko na rokain aap!!
Happy Diwali!!
Pal Pal Sunhare phool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna,
Jindagi Aapko Khushiyo Se Bhari Mile,
Dipawali ke pawan absar par yehi hain humari Shubhkamnayen
Diwali Par Sky Saja do
Fireworks Se Dhoom Macha Do!!
Happy Diwali To All!!
Light for ur brightful future;
Cracker for ur demolish of ur failure;
Rangoli for ur colorful life;
Happy Diwali..
Makki Ki Roti,
Nimbu Ka Achar..
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Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushyon Ki Bahar..
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Chand Ki Chandni,
Apno Ka Piyar..
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Mubarak Ho Aapko
Diwali Ka Tyohar.. :-)
Happy Diwali..
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Diwali Aai Hai
Tujhy Kiya Tohfa Dun,,
Meri Jaan..
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Tum To Khud Ek Patakha Ho.. :-D
Hhahahaha
Aap Ke Bf/Gf Ke Diye Gifts,
Love Letters & Photos
Ko Chhupa Do..
Warna
Ghar Ki Saaf-Safai
Kerty Huwe Aap Ki
Mammy Ko Wo Sab Mil Sakta Hai
Aur
IsKe Baad Aap Ke Ghar Me
DIWALI Se Pehly Hi
PATAKHAY Phoot Sakty Hen..
Hhahaha
Happy Diwali
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Wife Gusse se:
"Aap ne Bola Tha K
Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Piyunga..
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Husband: "Reason Hai..
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Rocket Chalane K
Liye Khali Bottle Chahiye. ;-) :-D
Hahahaha
Happy Diwali..
Lamha Lamha Ye Zindagi Guzar jayegi,
Kuch Din ke Baad Diwali Aayegi..
Abhi se hi Hamari Badhai le lo,
Warna..
Phir ye Badhaiyan Common ho jayengi..
"Happy Diwali" :-)
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Diwali Par Aapko,
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"Vivah" Ki Wife, ?
"Dhoom" Ki Bike, ?
"Don" Ki Life, ?
"Krrish" Ka Josh, ?
"Babul" Ka Dular Aur ?
"Umravjaan" Ka Pyaar Mile. ?
Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko
Diwali Ki Hardik Shubhakamana... :-)
happy funny diwali sms 2018
Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family Happy Diwali
Roshan ho deepak or sara jag jagmagaye
Liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram ji hain aaye
Har shehar yu lage mano ayodhya ho
Aao har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye.
Shubh Deepawali
Diyon ki roshni se jhilmilata aangan ho,
Patakhon ki goonjo se aasman roshan ho,
Aisi aaye jhoom ke yeh diwali,
Har taraf kushiyon ka mausam ho……!!!!
Diwali Ki Shubh Kamnayein
Pooja se bhari thaali hai
Chaaro oor khushhaali hai
Aao milke manaye ye din
Aaj Choti Diwali hai.
Aapko aur aapke parivaar ko
Dheron shubhkaamnaayein.
Happy Kali Chaudas
happy funny diwali sms 2018
Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
Jugmag jalen ye sunder deep,
Charon taraf roshni hi roshni ho,
Meri hai duha yahee, aane wali diwali
Honton par aapke hardam hasi hee hasi ho
Happy Diwali
Andhera Hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
Happy Diwali
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai…
Diwali aye Apne sang Khushiyon ke Bahar laye,
Jagmagate Diyo Se Diwali Ka Swagat Karo,
ap Sabhi ko Diwali ke Shubh Avsar pr,
Dher Saari Shub kamnayein.
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
Apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
Maa Laxmi ki krupa aap par barse,
Bill Gates aap se loan ko tarse,
Aap ke Khazane me ho itna Dhan ki khud kuber aap ke takeover ko tarsein..
!!*HAPPY DIWALI*!!
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Your Eyes Patakha, your Lips Rocket,
Your Ears Chakari, your Nose Fuljari,
Your Style Anaar, your Personality Bomb,
WhatsApp Msg Karo Varna I’m Coming With Agarbatti
Prosperous Diwali
Diwali k deepak jag-magaye apke aangan me,
Saat rang saaje es saal aap ke aangan mein..
Aaya hain yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke…..
Har kushi saaje es saal aapke aangan mein.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aap ka,
Har Roshni saaje es saal aapke aangan mein.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje es saal aap ke aangan mein….!
Happy Deepawali
happy funny diwali sms 2018
Diwali ek khushiyon ka tayohaar hain,
Andhero se ujaalo ki aur barkaraar hain,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne k liye taiyar hai
Par joh saavdhani rakhein wahi samajdaar hai
Koi waqt ka to koi khushiyo ka talabgaar hai
Najre bhicha kar betha hain har koyi,
Sabhi ko diwali ke en palo ka intezaar hai
Jee lo inhe fir na kehna agle saal ka intejar hai
Wish you a very happy and safe Diwali
Today is the special day
For us to celebrate our love,
Affection, care and warmth.
We are perfect soul-mates.
Happy Diwali Sweetheart
Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For you
CANDLES Dancing For you
FAIRIES Waiting For you
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar…
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *
Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali
Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar…
Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “Diwali”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy Diwali”
Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!
1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA
THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?
BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA—–HA——HA
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,
Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare
Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.
Happy Diwali
Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds
With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali
Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.
Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali
Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali. Diwali ki Shubhkamana!
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Deepawali ke ish subh absar per Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega, Khusi ke ish mahool mein Humko bhi shamil kijiyega.